Monday, April 27, 2009

龟兔赛跑外传~为什么兔子又输了。。。

Part 1







Part 2









蚯蚓

关于蚯蚓的再生能力 我已经忘记是什么时候学到的知识了

对于这项神奇的能力 流传着这么一个故事....

某天
放无薪假的蚯蚓爸爸闲的发慌 于是....



为的是....



蚯蚓爸爸放无薪假的这段日子
蚯蚓妈妈十分担忧家里的经济状况,心里闷到发慌
忽然间 ,她想到一个可赚钱又可解闷的好主意....

为的是....

注:棒请﹝放枪台语﹞


再生能力似乎有效的舒解了蚯蚓家族的心里压力
也证明了蚯蚓家族,有着不亚于蟑螂家族的生命力!




但,某天....
蚯蚓家的大儿子却死了....

.... 到底是为什么??








这事件震惊了整个蚯蚓世界,蚯蚓家族悲痛欲绝
但这也让他们更加谨慎的使用这能力



就在事件发生后不久

蚯蚓家的小儿子因为无法忍受失去哥哥的悲痛孤独,于是他往自己身上切了一刀
想使用再生能力让这个家恢复以往的圆满

谁料——他竟也死了.....

这“究竟”是为什么??







故事发展到这,如果您认为事件就此结束,一切都只是老梗,那您就错了
人生无常,白云苍,命运捉弄人



就在事件后不久
蚯蚓一家竟都死了....

这“揪竟”是无薪假的纠结? 还是丧子心痛的纠葛? 亦或是离去灵魂的纠缠呢?

让我们看下去.....




一切的一切都只为了个字啊....



最后~~
其实故事里的蚯蚓夫妻死的有点冤旺,因为


。。。。。。




~~~ ~~~ 最近好冷啊~~这故事好像让大家更冷了....

Sunday, April 26, 2009

芳香一夏:5大秘方自制内服香氛

1.体香方
  
美容效果:服用30天后,令身体甚至脚下均香。
组成药物:药物白芷薰草杜若杜衡藁本等分。
制作方法:将上面5味药物研成细末,用白蜜和匀,做成梧桐子大小的丸药。
美容方法:每天早晨服3丸,晚上服4丸,用温开水送服。
  
2.取香方
  
美容效果:服用20天后令身体及足下皆香。
组成药物:白芷薰草藁本各等分。
制作方法:将上3味药物共同研细,过筛为散,然后用蜜调药做成梧桐子大小的丸药。
美容方法:每次饭前服3丸,用米汤送下。
  
3.如意方·香身术
  
美容效果:服用20天后即有效果,50天后则身体共香,日用100天后衣服、床帏均有香气。
组成药物:甜瓜子松树根及皮、大枣炙甘草等分。
制作方法:将上面4味药共同研成细末,存贮。
美容方法:每次服几勺(约6-9克),每日服3次。
  
4、满口香方
  
美容效果:可以使身体及口香。
组成药物:丁香30克、藿香零零香甘松各60克,白芷梢、香附当归桂技益智槟榔
白寇各40克,麝香5克。
制作方法:将上述药物研为细末,炼蜜做成梧桐子大小的的丸药,备用。
美容方法:每次噙化3-5丸。
  
5、贵人挹汗香方
  
美容效果:可以绝汗臭。
组成药物:丁香40克,川椒60粒。
制作方法:先将丁香研成细末,川椒打碎,然后把两味药物混合拌匀,用绢袋盛装。
美容方法:佩戴于胸前

Friday, April 24, 2009

18件傻事

放松一下,生活中18件傻傻的事情,你做过几件?


1、用手插入米缸的米里面插来插去
/玩来玩去
2、地下有阶砖时,特意隔一格一格来走(不可走过界,要完全在格内)
3、用镜面等反光物品反射阳光,照来照去
4、铺张纸在硬币上面,然后用铅笔在上面描,描个形出来
5、吃完瑞士糖(Sugus)之后,将糖纸包回原本四四方方的形状出来
6、超级市场踩着购物车行走
7、贴张写着“我是白痴”等等的纸条在同学的背后
8、拍别人左边 站在别人右边
9、踩别人的影子
10、丢别人门口的拖鞋下楼
11、下楼梯时坐在扶手上面滑下来
12、在电梯(Escalator)上往相反方向走
13、用萤光笔(Highlighter)油指甲
14、下雨用伞,总是故意地转那把伞
15、对着镜子学跳舞/演戏/唱歌
16、在街上见到狗就扮猫叫,见到猫就扮狗吠
17、下雨的时候,拿起伞故意往雨大的地方走去 听雨啪啪的声音 感觉很爽
18、玩家电包装里的那张有很多泡泡的塑料膜,把泡泡一个一个按破

看完了这边文章,肯听让你笑着对自己讲当年有多傻。
哈哈哈。


征婚

一位女子,开出征婚条件有两点
1.要帅
2.要有车
电脑去帮她搜寻 结果:象棋


这位女子,不服搜出的结果又输入
1.要有漂亮的房子
2.要有很多钱
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果:银行


此女子仍然不失望,继续输入条件
1要长得酷
2又要有安全感
结果搜出的结果是:ultraman


此女子仍然不失望,还继续输入条件
1.要帅
2.要有车
3.要有漂亮的房子
4.要有很多钱
5要长得酷
6又要有安全感
电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果: ultraman银行玩象棋

Thursday, April 23, 2009

如何戒烟-介绍如何有效戒烟的方法



不管你吸烟有多久,当你停止吸烟时,几乎所有与吸烟有关的健康危险都减低了。例如,你得心脏病的机率会急速下降。经过5年不吸烟之后,因易患与吸烟有关疾病而早死的危险,几乎减少了一半。经过15年不吸烟,这种危险已完全消失。

   对吸烟所作的研究指出,每5个吸烟者就有四人想停止吸烟,但是想停止吸烟的4 个人当中,却只有1个能设法停止吸烟。不过,那些戒烟失败的人,就是那些不肯忍受戒烟时一定会发生的不便情况及脱瘾症状的人。利用催眠、团体治疗或针灸也 许能够使这些症状得到缓解。如果你想戒烟,却无法自己戒成功,可去找医生磋商一下。他可能会给你提出一些戒烟的方法,或是介绍你去参加本地社团所举办的戒 烟计划。
  
  事实上,大多数真正想戒烟的人,是能够靠自己就把烟戒掉的。下面这种逐步进行的戒烟过程,已经证明是有效的,数以千计的人实行这种方法,已经不再吸烟了。

   第一步:分析你的吸烟习惯。把你通常在24 小时期间所吸的每一支香烟及你几乎是自动点烟的时间(如每喝一杯咖啡就点一支烟,饭后一定来一支烟,或是开始一天工作前点支烟),登记在一张表上。花上 两、三周时间去研究,在什么时候及为什么你需要吸烟,这样你才会对自己所抽的每一口烟 正加以注意。这会使你愈来愈关心你的吸烟动作,有助于为戒烟作好准备。

  第二步:下定决心,永不再回头。把你为什么要戒烟的理由都写下来,其中包括戒烟后有哪些好处在内。例如,戒烟后你吃东西会更好地品尝滋味、早晨不再咳嗽等等。在你实际行动之前,应使你自己相信,戒烟是值得~试的事情。

   第三步:在日历上圈选一个日子,在这一天完全不再吸烟。这是最为成功的办法,而且是痛苦最少的戒除吸烟恶习的方法。如果家人或好友能跟你一起行动,在 同一个时候戒烟,在戒烟期前几天最困难的日子里,互相支持,抵抗烟瘾,这对戒烟是很有好处的。你也可选择在由于别的原因而改变日常生活时(例如就在你去度 假的时候)戒烟。有些吸烟者发现,以小题大作的方式向所有的人宣布自己要戒烟了,这也有帮助。这可成为你在意志衰弱时而不屈服的一件值得骄傲的事情。

   第四步:在最初的戒烟困难期内,你可尽量使用任何代替香烟的东西。嚼口香糖、服食抗烟丸(不需医生处方即可买到)都有帮助。如果你手指缝间不夹支香烟 就觉得很空虚的话,那你就交支铅笔或钢笔。此外,可做本书所推荐的一种松弛运动,以缓和香烟似乎能够为你消除的那种紧张感。放弃(至少是暂时放弃)你的一 些与吸烟有关联的活动对戒烟也有帮助。例如,如果你在居家附近的酒吧里喝酒时,会习惯性地点上一支烟,那你就暂时不要去酒吧。避开对吸烟有鼓励作用的情 况。例如,坐火车、公共汽车及飞机旅行时,选择坐在非吸烟区,这对戒烟也有帮助。

  第五步:你要享受不吸烟的乐趣!别忘记,你不吸烟,每周就可省下十几或几十元钱。你可以将原本用来买烟的钱省下来,去买一样你本来无力购买的东西,作为对自己的奖励。

   第六步:在戒烟前期的数周,尽量多吃你想吃的低热卡食物及饮料。你的胃口几乎一定会变得好起来。当你觉得紧张及不安时(戒除一种成瘾习惯时的自然结 果),你常会被逼去找点东西来啃啃咬咬,因此,你的体重可能会增加几磅。记住,戒烟的前四周是最困难的。大约过了八周之后,你对香烟的强烈渴求感会消失, 此时,如果必要的话,你可以开始减少零食了。

给家人一个无烟区!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Amphibious Bicycle


April 13, 2008 One of the more interesting finalists in the 12th International Bicycle Design Competition was this amphibious bicycle. The Amphibian Bike concept is the work of Chinese designers Bin Yu and Jian Wang, and in our book, is probably the design with the greatest potential for humanity among the strong field. The big difference with this bike compared to all the other amphibious bicycle designs we have seen is that it can be used as an ordinary bicycle on land. When used on water using the inflatable wheels which fit inside the existing wheels are inflated. The Shuttle Bike is still the best amphibious bike we have seen, though the weight overhead when on land is significant.

this article is from gizmag

See also

http://www.nif.org.in/bd/node/12

Amphibious vehicle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



Chinese naval weapon


April 20, 2009 After years of speculation, details are beginning to emerge of a "kill weapon" developed by the Chinese, which is capable of targeting and destroying US aircraft carriers. The Dong Feng 21 anti-ship ballistic missile (ASBM) can carry a warhead big enough to inflict significant damage on a large naval vessel, such as a supercarrier, with a single strike. The missile employs a complex guidance system, using low radar signature and a maneuverability that makes its flight path unpredictable. This increases the odds that the missile can evade tracking systems to successfully reach its target. It is estimated that the missile can travel at mach 10 speed and reach its maximum range of 2,000km in less than 12 minutes.

The Dong Feng 21 ASBM

The anti-ship ballistic missile (ASBM) has been a topic of discussion within national defense circles for some time, but the fact that information is now coming from Chinese sources suggests that the weapon system is operational. According to the US Navy Institute, the Chinese rarely mention weapons projects unless they are well beyond the test stages. The institute believes that the ASBM is considered a genuine threat in light of the build-up of the Chinese navy and a confrontation with an unarmed US ship in international waters in early March.

A recent report on US naval affairs blog Information Dissemination outlines the Dong Feng 21's deadly capabilities, based on a translated Chinese blog, viewed as credible by military analysts.

The modified Dong Feng 21 missile is significant because it covers likely "hot zones" for future confrontations between US and Chinese surface forces, says the US Navy Institute. Supporting the missile is a network of satellites, radar and unmanned aerial vehicles that can locate US ships and then guide the weapon, enabling it to hit moving targets. If operational, as is believed, the system marks the first time a ballistic missile has been successfully developed to attack vessels at sea. At the moment, ships have no defense against a ballistic missile attack.

After spending the past decade concentrating on building a fleet that can operate in shallow waters near coastlines, the US Navy seems to have quickly changed its strategy over the past several months to focus on improving the capabilities of its deep sea fleet and developing anti-ballistic defenses.

As analyst Raymond Pritchett notes in a post on the US Naval Institute blog: "The Navy's reaction is telling, because it essentially equals a radical change in direction based on information that has created a panic inside the bubble. For a major military service to panic due to a new weapon system, clearly a mission kill weapon system, either suggests the threat is legitimate or the leadership of the Navy is legitimately unqualified. There really aren't many gray spaces in evaluating the reaction by the Navy … the data tends to support the legitimacy of the threat."

Via US Navy Institute (USNI)

David Greig

This Article is from gizmag

Have an amazing Day

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Brush Lee

video

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

谎言

今天的谎言是为了明天的谎言而撒!


我不曾撒谎!


sorry!

我刚刚就撒了个谎!


Have an amazing Day!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

你會為我而死嗎??

一對年輕情侶…正在瘋狂的熱戀…姑娘痴痴的對另一半說:



男的一聽這句話…臉色大變…

許久無法說出話來…(因為愛…這個代價未免也太大了吧…)

但那男人實在太愛這個姑娘了…

沒有辦法…畢竟…

這就是愛…

於是…那男人…就…


用力的塞進他女友的嘴裡…

因為男的把:你會為我而死嗎?聽成(你會餵我耳屎嗎?)

不管大家有沒有聽過這個笑話,我真的笑翻了…跟大家分享…

Friday, April 17, 2009

Examination

This is the word for my UKM dude!

Are you really for the Examination?


The exam always amaze u!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

how many clothes are there?

video

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Economic of 2009

Beggar,

Beg"dog",

lazy Beg"cat",


Have an Amazing day!

Success ..... Baby

He is born.


As mentioned before!

his name is success!

My application is passed!


Have an amazing day!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Arithmetic logic unit

This is my project.

8 bits ALU.

This is the it's design architecture!

This is it IC layout. i spend my about 3 weeks time to do it.

my friend used around 1 week time.

it make me busy, tire


Even now there are still got error!

I decide to give up!

I made a conclusion from this project.

Whatever the project that is given to you have to finish it in a acceptable time

else

you will be out of enthusiasm!

Have an amazing day!