我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!
字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!
創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!
每次都改到哭笑不得……………
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１、元旦時，我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
師評：有這樣的東西嗎？我也要去！（兵馬俑）
２、早上起床整裡「遺容」後，我們到學校集合，搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評：不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館？老師一直都不知道…（儀容）
３、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停，當時就覺得那是「胸罩」，果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評：孩子，你已經這麼大了嗎？（凶兆 ）
４、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣，可「治」癌…
師評：一字之差，養蚵人家翻身矣！
我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣？會賺到翻哦… （致癌）
５、昨晚我和同學到速食店吃晚餐，我們點了兩個漢堡、「雞份一塊」…
師評：好吃嗎？雞糞？（雞塊一份）
６、星期天準備外出逛街時，匆忙之間不小心給「肛門」夾到，真倒楣!!
師評：老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…？（鋼門）
７、四下無人，不要從背後 拍我肩膀，我很容易「受精」…
師評：孩子，我可能是你爸哦… 老師記得曾這樣讓很多人「受精」喔!（受驚）
８、逛完花市後，我花錢買下「賤男」，準備帶回家過年。
師評：發音正確一點，「劍蘭」會哭的…
９、我的歷史老師長髮披肩，個子矮小，脾氣不好，有一點點「胸」…
師評：歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」（兇）
１０、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評：你是該憂了──不及格。（優）
１１、在「崎嶇坎坷」的人生「康莊大道」上，我們要堅定方向…
師評：此路可繼世界八大奇蹟兵馬俑之後，登上第九大奇蹟。
１２、從小就住在我們家隔壁的陳伯伯住家三樓最後面一間廚房不知道為什麼會
三不五時地飄來一陣又一陣烹煮紅燒牛肉時所散發出來的濃濃迷人中藥味道…
師評：明天麻煩你一口氣唸完這句給我聽，不准換氣。
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這次出的作文題目是：美食與我
我非常沾沾自喜，相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目
一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致，
可以減輕我每次改作文到快往生的噩運!!!
沒想到我錯了!!!!!!!
這些天兵天將們每個都是未來的棟樑????……
節錄一些下來:
1.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，但是生魚片最讓我困擾的地方就是他的魚刺很多。
2.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，唯一美中不足的是，他總是沒煮熟。
3.我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜，青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜，為什麼喜歡吃白
菜呢？因為他是青菜的一種（繞口令嗎？）
4.我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯，他們對我來說不只是一種美食，而是……兩種美
食。 （真是謝謝你的數學教學）
5.我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜，裡面包含了很多愛心，但是萬一外婆死了我就吃不
到了，所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候，叫他每天煮三餐給我吃。
（這算虐待老人嗎？）
6.我最喜歡吃那種在外面跑的雞肉 （所以你要吃雞肉前都要追著他跑？）
7.我最喜歡吃美食，是那種出現陸地上，天天都看的到的那種肉（人肉？）
8.我對美食的要求很嚴格，他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來的
（連續劇看太多了，孩子）
9.媽媽很厲害，他下廚以後，可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋（不然呢？）
10.每次媽媽煮完菜我們全家都會歡呼，於是媽媽就走進廚房再做第二道
（原來你家都是一道菜煮完再煮一道…）
11.我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市，因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎三尺，只要我看到那
些食物出現，就會跟爸爸說我要吃這個我要吃那個結果我當然什麼都沒吃到
（好心酸的孩子）
12.我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜，跟外面賣的差的可遠呢!
（那到底是好吃還是不好吃？）
13.世界上美食很多，其中我最喜歡吃的外國料理是台南擔仔麵
（同學，請問你是哪國人？）
14.生魚片實在是太好吃了，每次一想到我的口水都會緩緩的滴下來…
（慢動作嗎？）
15.有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭，那就是雙胞胎，名字聽起來大家一定都會覺得很
奇怪，沒錯，他就是很奇怪（這樣有解釋到嗎？）
16.我吃東西總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛!
（我呼吸總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛…！）
有前輩說：他上輩子殺了人，所以這輩子處罰他當老師。
唉...我想我不只殺了人，還是………………
殺..
錯..
人….
才會淪落到當 國文老師………
換小學老師了:
１。題目：一邊……一邊……
小朋友寫：他一邊脫衣服，一邊穿褲子。
老師批語：他到底是要脫還是要穿啊？
２。題目：其中
小朋友寫：我的其中一只左腳受傷了。
老師批語：你是蜈蚣嗎？
３。題目：陸陸續續
小朋友寫：下班了，爸爸陸陸續續的回家了。
老師批語：你到底有幾個爸爸呀？
４。題目：難過
小朋友寫：我家門前有條水溝很難過。
老師批語：老師更難過。
５。題目：又 又
小朋友寫：我的媽媽又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老師批語；你的媽媽是變形金鋼嗎？
６。題目：你看
小朋友寫：你看什麼看！沒看過啊
老師批語：沒看過
７。題目：欣欣向榮
小朋友寫：欣欣向榮榮告白。
老師批語：連續劇不要看太多了！
８。題目：好吃
小朋友寫：好吃個屁。
老師批語：有些東西是不能吃的。
９。題目：天真
小朋友寫：今天真熱。
老師批語：你真天真。
１０。題目：果然
小朋友寫：昨天我吃水果，然後喝涼水。
老師批語：是詞組，不能分開的。
１１。題目：先……再……，例題：先吃飯，再冼澡。
小朋友寫：先生，再見！
老師批語：想像力超過了地球人的智慧。
１２。題目：況且
小朋友寫：一列火車經過，況且況且況且況且況且況
老師批語：我死了算了 @@
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
侯建仲
究竟谁是侯建仲？
在马来西亚，侯建仲是一个广为人知的名字，他是华裔的代表，也是华人的骄傲。虽然他才40岁出头，但已有几项桂冠戴在他的头上：鉴于他对马来西亚所作出的贡献及本人所取得的业绩，他先后获皇族苏丹颁发的"拿督"皇家封号，赢得马来西亚"十大杰出青年"大奖，被政府委任为"太平绅士"
侯建仲有今天的成就，不是靠家庭的背景。他的父亲是广西人，1930年就离开中国来到马来西亚，多年来维持着小康之家。侯建仲依靠自己的努力，获得了美国加州大学的工商管理硕士和博士学位。对待创业，他由始至终都是抱着一种使命感，一种坚持不懈的精神。在一家别人都不看好的企业，他坚持经营了7年，到最后这个项目成为超过5亿美元的庞大项目。目前，他的马来西亚三兴集团公司已成为一家多元化的国际集团公司,旗下拥有四十多家企业,涉及酒店、房地产、建筑、商务服务、金融、行销通路等多个行业。
侯建仲并不满足已有的成绩，不断开拓新的领域。他看到21世纪的今天，日益发达的工业文明给大气、土地、水源都带来了严重的污染，现代文明带来的文明病也层出不穷。为了帮助人们能够更好地抵抗各种新的挑战，侯建仲和澳大利亚华人张欣欣先生选择了从细胞营养角度去解决人类健康问题，通过为人体细胞补充全面的营养来帮助人体细胞获得健康，并由细胞健康达到组织健康、器官健康以及身体健康的《ATP Zeta全方位超级健康计划》。
该计划得到了美国、德国、澳大利亚以及联合国的科学家认可。在此计划的指导下，来自世界各地的科学家组成了"优质生活团队"，共同研究。至今，侯建仲的爱佳倍集团已成功将此计划引入了澳大利亚、美国、日本、马来西亚、新加坡及港台等地，得到社会各界的认可。
侯建仲也希望能够把健康带给中国人民，让中国人民能够过上健康、优质的生活。2005年6月，爱佳倍正式登陆中国市场。目前已在中国大陆建立了工厂，并进行了整个商业的策划。同时，爱佳倍也坚持奉行回报社会、关爱社会的宗旨。两年前，爱佳倍集团就已经成立基金会，为需要帮助的人们提供帮助。
侯建仲说："我身为华裔，对中国有一种亲切感。我忘不了父亲在世的时候对我说的话：'孩子啊，有朝一日你成才，千千万万不要忘记我们的故乡中国。'这些话对我来说是一种使命。无论今后遇到什么困难，我都会坚持到底。"
2003年荣获马来西亚"十大杰出青年企业组大奖"，
2005年荣获森州最高统治者殿下委任"太平局绅"，
2006年国际青年商会参议员，
2007超级卓越直销企业至尊企业荣誉大奖，
2007亚太国际诚信企业金剑奖，
2007亚太超级卓越品牌奖，
2008亚太杰出总裁（CEO）荣衔。
中国和谐2008年度影响力人物
2008 中华十大财智人物
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Lee Chong Wei
A conversation with champion:
Part 1
The first name that pops into any Malaysian mind at the very mention of badminton is surely Lee Chong Wei. It's not surprising though, since he is the current World Number 1 singles player.
But how does the young 27 year old feel about the other title that he's recently picked up? "It's truly an honour to be given the title 'Datuk' after my efforts at the Olympics. Though it still feels weird to hear myself being called that, I am getting used to it somehow," he quoted at an exclusive Maxis luncheon in La Bodega, Bangsar.
The luncheon, which preceded a private photoshoot with his coach Misbun Sidek, served as a casual 'chit chat' session with the young 'Datuk'. Relaxed in his sporty 'chill-out' attire, Chong Wei coolly chatted about his passions and his pursuits for the future.
What drives him forward?
Illustrious titles aside, Lee Chong Wei hasn’t had enough. The passion to keep going is what motivates him to strive forward. "What drives me is my constant need to reward myself. For example, before going to the Olympics I set myself a goal of buying a house. By setting these goals, I will push myself harder to achieve a win. It’s hard work, but this attitude has taken me far."
His coach Datuk Misbun Sidek also plays a big part in keeping him motivated. An ex badminton champion himself, Misbun is well aware of what it takes to keep the positive energy flowing through a player."He always motivates and encourages me. He is my mentor, as well as a friend. I’ll always ask for his advice on what I need to achieve next."
His role models…
When asked who his badminton role model is, one name came to his mind - Ong Ewe Hock. "Watching him and the others player on the courts, was truly a humbling experience. It was because of them, that I made up my mind to train harder."
Chong Wei also finds inspiration in sports giants such as Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan. "I constantly study their games and the way they handle their success. Their positive attitude and patience is inspiring to me."
Is it all about winning?
With a winning attitude and the lust to learn and gain knowledge, it's no doubt that Lee Chong Wei will rise to the top no matter what profession he's in. But is 'success' all that matters to him? "I'll definitely feel happy whenever I win game, and upset when I lose. But it's always important to remember that the two will always come hand-in-hand. Sometimes winning isn't everything and we just need to let it go."
How did you feel after the Olympic Games?
The Olympic win for Chong Wei was one that made Malaysia truly proud. Winning Silver was a great achievement for the country, but how did the shuttler take the pressure? "The Olympic games was one of the most important ones in my life. I couldn't sleep the nights before every game. All I could think about was how to perform my best. I didn't want to disappoint the people back home. I was very happy that all I got was encouragement when I got back. This made my win more meaningful to me."
2009 resolution and wishes…
Satisfied with his wins so far and learning from his defeats, Chong Wei is looking forward to a greater year in 2009. His resolution is to exceed the successes of the previous year and double the knowledge and experience he has gained so far. Hoping the global crisis will end and the economy to recover swiftly, he also wishes for a stronger year for all Malaysians and that they’ll be able to come out from the crisis greater than before.
Part 2
If there is one thing fans might not know about Lee Chong Wei from the courts, is that he has a remarkable sense of humour. Always able to bring a room to laughter, Chong Wei feels keeping a sunny disposition is the best way to deal with the pressures of being World Number 1.
During an interview at La Bodega, Bangsar, he opened up and shared his thought about himself, his success and his motto for life.
Describe yourself…
So how does Lee Chong Wei describe Lee Chong Wei? After a quick chuckle, he simply replied, "I'm very low profile and I love to joke and make people laugh."On dating and family…
So what does the star shuttler do when he's not in training? "Normally I’ll be with my girlfriend. We always attend training together and try to encourage one another to play better." Chong Wei's girlfriend is fellow Malaysian Squad shuttler Wong Mew Choo. He jokingly comments that his favourite dating spot with Mew Choo is "on the courts."
Chong Wei also shares a close bond with his family. "My family has been the driving force of support for me. It was my father who got me started in badminton anyways. I also spend a lot of time speaking to my godfather. Seeking his advice and learning from his experience."
Is there a motto you live by...
But you could buy anything you want..."I guess if I had all the money in the world, I'd split it into half. The first half I'd contribute to charity and the second part I'd use to enjoy life."
Do you consider yourself successful?
With the many wins and titles on his belt, Lee Chong Wei is undeniably a successful Malaysian sportsman. But what does he think of all his success?
"I consider being ranked as World Number 1 as a remarkable achievement for myself. But there are still others I've yet to achieve. I never let a win go to my head. I use it as fuel to push me further."
If you weren't a badminton player, what would you be?
"I always imagined myself as a Manager of a business," Lee Chong Wei stated in reply to the question poised at him.
"I never gave serious thought to what I'd be doing if I wasn't playing badminton. But if I were to think of it, I do see myself managing a business somewhere."
Is coaching on his mind?
Does Lee Chong Wei think of following his mentor’s footsteps into coaching? Right now he is just focused on his game and hasn’t yet heard the calling to coach.
"To me, sports is not a lifetime career. And I've never thought about being a coach when I retire. I might try myself out in another field of profession. But it's still too early to say."
What are his plans for the future?
Aware that a career in sports definitely has a short lifespan to consider, Chong Wei has taken time to plan for his future. With the help of a good friend, he has invested in an IT company.
"It's important for me to plan now for my future. My brother in law helps to run the company now, but when the time is right, I will join him."
Part 1
The first name that pops into any Malaysian mind at the very mention of badminton is surely Lee Chong Wei. It's not surprising though, since he is the current World Number 1 singles player.
But how does the young 27 year old feel about the other title that he's recently picked up? "It's truly an honour to be given the title 'Datuk' after my efforts at the Olympics. Though it still feels weird to hear myself being called that, I am getting used to it somehow," he quoted at an exclusive Maxis luncheon in La Bodega, Bangsar.
The luncheon, which preceded a private photoshoot with his coach Misbun Sidek, served as a casual 'chit chat' session with the young 'Datuk'. Relaxed in his sporty 'chill-out' attire, Chong Wei coolly chatted about his passions and his pursuits for the future.
What drives him forward?
Illustrious titles aside, Lee Chong Wei hasn’t had enough. The passion to keep going is what motivates him to strive forward. "What drives me is my constant need to reward myself. For example, before going to the Olympics I set myself a goal of buying a house. By setting these goals, I will push myself harder to achieve a win. It’s hard work, but this attitude has taken me far."
His coach Datuk Misbun Sidek also plays a big part in keeping him motivated. An ex badminton champion himself, Misbun is well aware of what it takes to keep the positive energy flowing through a player."He always motivates and encourages me. He is my mentor, as well as a friend. I’ll always ask for his advice on what I need to achieve next."
His role models…
When asked who his badminton role model is, one name came to his mind - Ong Ewe Hock. "Watching him and the others player on the courts, was truly a humbling experience. It was because of them, that I made up my mind to train harder."
Chong Wei also finds inspiration in sports giants such as Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan. "I constantly study their games and the way they handle their success. Their positive attitude and patience is inspiring to me."
Is it all about winning?
With a winning attitude and the lust to learn and gain knowledge, it's no doubt that Lee Chong Wei will rise to the top no matter what profession he's in. But is 'success' all that matters to him? "I'll definitely feel happy whenever I win game, and upset when I lose. But it's always important to remember that the two will always come hand-in-hand. Sometimes winning isn't everything and we just need to let it go."
How did you feel after the Olympic Games?
The Olympic win for Chong Wei was one that made Malaysia truly proud. Winning Silver was a great achievement for the country, but how did the shuttler take the pressure? "The Olympic games was one of the most important ones in my life. I couldn't sleep the nights before every game. All I could think about was how to perform my best. I didn't want to disappoint the people back home. I was very happy that all I got was encouragement when I got back. This made my win more meaningful to me."
2009 resolution and wishes…
Satisfied with his wins so far and learning from his defeats, Chong Wei is looking forward to a greater year in 2009. His resolution is to exceed the successes of the previous year and double the knowledge and experience he has gained so far. Hoping the global crisis will end and the economy to recover swiftly, he also wishes for a stronger year for all Malaysians and that they’ll be able to come out from the crisis greater than before.
Part 2
If there is one thing fans might not know about Lee Chong Wei from the courts, is that he has a remarkable sense of humour. Always able to bring a room to laughter, Chong Wei feels keeping a sunny disposition is the best way to deal with the pressures of being World Number 1.
During an interview at La Bodega, Bangsar, he opened up and shared his thought about himself, his success and his motto for life.
Describe yourself…
So how does Lee Chong Wei describe Lee Chong Wei? After a quick chuckle, he simply replied, "I'm very low profile and I love to joke and make people laugh."On dating and family…
So what does the star shuttler do when he's not in training? "Normally I’ll be with my girlfriend. We always attend training together and try to encourage one another to play better." Chong Wei's girlfriend is fellow Malaysian Squad shuttler Wong Mew Choo. He jokingly comments that his favourite dating spot with Mew Choo is "on the courts."
Chong Wei also shares a close bond with his family. "My family has been the driving force of support for me. It was my father who got me started in badminton anyways. I also spend a lot of time speaking to my godfather. Seeking his advice and learning from his experience."
Is there a motto you live by...
"I still remember a coach told me once, failure is the mother of success. Every time I lost in a tournament, he will comfort me with these motivating words. I still live by these words today."
Money matters…
Lee Chong Wei has already achieved an annual income that exceeded RM1 million. When asked what he'd do with all the wealth in the world, he answered, "I'd go crazy (laughs). I wouldn't know what to do with all that money. To me, health is much more important than money or power."
But you could buy anything you want..."I guess if I had all the money in the world, I'd split it into half. The first half I'd contribute to charity and the second part I'd use to enjoy life."
Do you consider yourself successful?
With the many wins and titles on his belt, Lee Chong Wei is undeniably a successful Malaysian sportsman. But what does he think of all his success?
"I consider being ranked as World Number 1 as a remarkable achievement for myself. But there are still others I've yet to achieve. I never let a win go to my head. I use it as fuel to push me further."
If you weren't a badminton player, what would you be?
"I always imagined myself as a Manager of a business," Lee Chong Wei stated in reply to the question poised at him.
"I never gave serious thought to what I'd be doing if I wasn't playing badminton. But if I were to think of it, I do see myself managing a business somewhere."
Is coaching on his mind?
Does Lee Chong Wei think of following his mentor’s footsteps into coaching? Right now he is just focused on his game and hasn’t yet heard the calling to coach.
"To me, sports is not a lifetime career. And I've never thought about being a coach when I retire. I might try myself out in another field of profession. But it's still too early to say."
What are his plans for the future?
Aware that a career in sports definitely has a short lifespan to consider, Chong Wei has taken time to plan for his future. With the help of a good friend, he has invested in an IT company.
"It's important for me to plan now for my future. My brother in law helps to run the company now, but when the time is right, I will join him."
Have a nice day!
Monday, October 18, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
感谢老天，我的了癌症！
作者：许达夫医师
作者简介：一位拥有二十年临床经验，至少开过一万例脑部手术的脑神经外科医师，听到医师宣判他患上直肠癌第三期时，虽然也曾彷徨恐惧过，最后终于悟出与癌共存之道，并自创癌症鸡尾酒自然疗法， 发愿帮助病人走出死亡幽谷。
序：在进入正文前，四十五页十五位专家与法师和作者的自序已经把书本的用意带出，这是一本为癌症病人写的书，一本为人写的书。
第一章：我的故事
故事以许达夫的成长背景开始，从生病，治病，到康复的"辛"路历程，让我感到健康并不是所以然，庆幸自己仍健康，也庆幸我父母仍健康！也意识到保健的重要性！
第二章：抗癌的正确观念
文章的开始简单的介绍人体的细胞，细胞如何突变，以及突变的原因。患癌后应做怎样的动作，面对的问题，抗癌时应有的心态。作者每天过着感恩的日子，并与癌共存，终身做好身、心、灵的修练。
第三章：你所不知道的医疗真相
作者用几个实例带出当下台湾健保制度下的医疗品质。医疗事业要达到高素质，需要极大的努力。许医师从三方面谈及医疗事业。第一，医疗行为。第二，医院管理。第三，西医本质。
第四章：癌症鸡尾酒自然疗法。
章节中提到自然疗法与西医的不同。自然疗法注重提高人体免疫力，如何发挥自愈力。许医师自创鸡尾酒自然疗法是以九个事项结合而成。
第五章：成功与失败
以多个成功案例，讲述成功者的特质。以多个失败案例，谈及失败者的动作。
读后感言：
本以为这是为癌症病人写的书，但经过一看，经过一想，其他慢性疾病也不是一样吗，都是有因有果的，为有做好平日的保健动作，才能避免成为疾病事业的顾客。
星洲日报重点介绍：
THE END!
Saturday, September 11, 2010
LIFE IN UKM ---(1) 回忆大学
位于
里面有八所学院！
有
有
有
有
有
和我念书的地方！
我念书的地方有5 个 jabatan.有
有
有
有
和我所就读的jabatan
我们通常在这里上课！
（像这样的讲堂有两间。）这里，
（像这样的讲堂有4 间。）这里，
（像这样的讲堂有很多间）
这样，
这样，
这样，
最后也许！
上课时他们会这样，
这样，
这样，
这样，
但有时候会这样，
是他！
又是他，
睡醒了另一个却又！
千万要记住！如果你知道他是谁，记得要守口如瓶！
下课后，课室又再次，
通常他们会来这里！
或这里，
就是为了！
他们很勤劳！也常常鼓励我要发奋！
（像这样的讲堂有很多间）每次上课前他们会这样！
这样，
这样，
这样，
最后也许！
上课时他们会这样，
这样，
这样，
这样，
但有时候会这样，
是他！
又是他，
睡醒了另一个却又！
千万要记住！如果你知道他是谁，记得要守口如瓶！下课后，课室又再次，
通常他们会来这里！
或这里，
就是为了！
他们很勤劳！也常常鼓励我要发奋！谢谢！
或者你可以在这里找到他们。
为什么他不用copy note?
有时候你也可以在这里发现他们。
在这里！
他们会！
又有时他们会来这里!
。。。。。待续！
或者你可以在这里找到他们。
为什么他不用copy note?
有时候你也可以在这里发现他们。
在这里！
他们会！
又有时他们会来这里!
。。。。。待续！
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