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Thursday, June 18, 2009

1、嫁雞隨雞，嫁狗隨狗
這一俗語原為“嫁乞隨乞，嫁叟隨叟”。意為一個女人即使嫁給乞丐和年齡大的人，也要隨其生活一輩子。隨著時代的變遷，這一俗語轉音成“嫁雞隨雞，嫁狗隨狗”。

2、三個臭皮匠，頂個諸葛亮
“皮匠”實際上是“裨將”的諧音，“裨將”在古代指“副將”。原意是三個副將的智慧頂一個諸葛亮，流傳中，人們誤將“裨將”說成了“皮匠”。

3、不見棺材不落淚
本作“不見親棺不落淚”，並不是見了任何棺材都落淚。訛變為“不見棺材不落淚”，如果不管誰的棺材，只要見到就落淚，有些莫名其妙。

4、有眼不識金鑲玉
本作“有眼不識荊山玉”。荊，指楚國或楚地。“荊山玉”是指東周著名玉匠卞和在荊山發現的璞玉，訛變為“金鑲玉”，也令人費解。

5、不到黃河心不死
本作“不到烏江心不死”。烏江本是項羽自刎之處，換成了“黃河”，就使人無從索解，而且改變了原來的含義。

6、跳到黃河也洗不清
本是一句歇後語，作“跳到黃河——洗不清”，因為黃河水中含大量泥沙，十分渾濁，跳進黃河中，要洗淨身上的污穢是不可能的，比喻一個人難於洗刷淨自己身上的汙點。後來訛變為“跳到黃河也洗不清”，比較費解。

7、捨不得孩子套不住狼
本作“捨不得鞋子套不住狼”。意思是說要打到狼，就要不怕跑路，不怕費鞋。訛傳為“捨不得孩子套不住狼”，不但使人感到具有觸目驚心的恐怖氣氛，而且與原來含義大相徑庭了。

8、狗屁不通
最初是“狗皮不通”。狗的表皮沒有汗腺，酷夏時節，要借助舌頭來散發體內的燥熱。 “狗皮不通”，就是指狗的身體這一特點而言。由於“皮”與“屁”諧音，屁為汙濁之物，對於文理不通的詩文或不明事理的人，以屁貶義，意思更為鮮明。後來人們
將錯就錯，約定俗成地將“狗皮不通”變成了“狗屁不通”。

9、無奸不成商
本為“無尖不成商”。“無尖”的“尖”來源於古代用來度量的鬥。古代米商做生意時，除了要將鬥裝滿外，還要再多舀上一些，讓鬥裏的米冒著尖兒。在那個時代，不能敦厚到這種程度的，就被公認為不夠資格當商人。不過現在道德一日千里地下滑，“無尖不成商”慢慢就變成了名副其實的“無奸不成商”。

10、王八蛋
這是民間一句罵人俗語。這一俗語是“忘八端”的諧音。古時的“八端”指“孝、悌、忠、信、禮、義、廉、恥”。此“八端”為做人之本，忘記這 “八端”，即忘記做人的根本。後來，“忘八端”竟被以訛傳訛，變成“王八蛋”。

Saturday, May 23, 2009

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life,
we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw.. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Bukit Tabur

8 May 2009

This day after The Final year BBQ gathering of Jkees

at Tasik Fakulti kejuruteraan UKM,

and just with around 1-2hours of sleep
we moved out to Bukit Tabur at around 4.30am.

Bukit Tabur is located at

The "We" are

Xi Chung

Yee Siong

Kian hui

Siang Tong

Johnson

Ger Sheng

and

I (Lian Lit)

We reached there at around 5.30a.m

There was a dog welcome us

We wait there until 6.00a.m. for other 3 People.

Who are Xi Chung Friend, the blue Cloth one also called Xi Chung who is our tour guide

He has experience of three time being here.

so there were totally 10 people